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Crop-Dusting This Town (Part 3)

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                        *Please read the description before reading the story*

Baron Von Bear coughed as dust and debris flew everywhere. He looked down at Seed, who looked very different. Her orange hair was messy and out of place…but perhaps the more important detail was that it was FLOATING. Seed’s eyes seemed more narrow and she had a sharp tooth protruding out of her mouth. Her demeanor completely changed and she was stiff. She didn’t even have any tears on her face anymore.

The Baron felt a shiver travel down his spine. This didn’t seem to be Seed…at least, not anymore.

Seed opened he mouth to speak. Her voice was deeper and she had a New York accent. “Aye Teddy Bear, you better apologize to her right now.” “What? No one commands the Baron to do anything!” The Baron replied, obviously angered. “I don’t have the slightest idea who you are referring to, anyway.” “Say sorry ta Seed, or you’ll get it pal.” The Baron was confused. “Hmm? Are you not Seed Grotto?” “Well, in a way. I’m Seed’s other half; I’m Bad Seed.”

It seems more explaining is in order. Seed was born with split personality disorder. When Seed is very frightened, in a lot of danger, or (rarely) really angry, she is transformed into a much more dark side of her personality. Bad Seed is much stronger and unforgiving than actual Seed. And that goes for anyone in the general area, especially the person who made Seed feel the way she does.

The Baron was still confused but shook it off. “I don’t care if you are my mother.” He prepared to hit her with the cane. This caught her off guard and she didn’t have time to react to it. She rubbed her now bruised cheek. “Ow, well I’m impressed dat actually hurt.” Bad Seed said tauntingly. Baron Von Bear scoffed at this. “It “hurt”, did it? It’s not the worst pain you’ve ever felt?” Bad Seed twisted his arm. “That depends, is this the worst YOU’VE ever felt?”

Baron Von Bear yelled out in pain. He roared and knocked her away. Bad Seed fell on the floor and quickly got up. She performed a front flip and landed on his head. She grinned as he began swatting her. “Just to warn you, Farting does not affect me in the slightest.” He warned. Bad Seed smiled and put her hands together. “Then you won’t mind it, right?”

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Baron Von Bear was blown into a house, where a woman was cooking food. Baron Von Bear scowled at the woman as she was too scared to move. He took the food out of the pot and ate it. “Thank you ma’am, it was delicious.” The woman fainted with fear in response. The Baron ignored it and jumped at Bad Seed.

Bad Seed dodged him and was swiftly dodging punches continuously. Suddenly he finally connected a punch. She flew back and the Baron laughed as she was off guard. He didn’t let up as he punched her, which didn’t really hurt, but just made her angrier.

Crunchy and Manna were really nervous as they lied on the ground barely able to move.. “What are weh gonna do Manna?” Crunchy asked weakly. “If weh doon’t do somethin’ soon…Bad Seed’ll get soo angreh she’ll tear this town apart!” Manna nodded in agreement. “Von Bear doesn’t know what he’s dealing with. We have to help her fight him because if she uses too much power then…” Crunchy nodded already knowing what her friend was planning to say.

Manna removed a chemical from his/her bag. He/she poured half into Crunchy’s mouth and drank the other half. Crunchy picked up Manna to perform a technique. Crunchy threw Manna at the Baron, stinger first. Manna hit the Baron in the back, though they were both hurt. “OW! WHAT IS THIS GUY MADE OF?!” Manna yelled as his/her stinger detached and stayed in his back. As another one grew in his/her thorax, Manna continued yelling and using 13 words that should never be used…continuously.

The Baron pulled the stinger out of his back and threw it aside. “Do you actually think that will stop me?” He picked up Manna and was about to punch when Bad Seed uppercut him and kicked him into a building.

After he recovered, Crunchy suddenly fell on top of him. “OOF!” They both yelled. Bad Seed was dusting her hands as it seemed she just threw her.

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Crunchy chuckled meekly as she accidently farted in the Baron’s face. “Uh, excuse meh?” “You’re excused…” The Baron responded as he threw her back at Bad Seed.

Bad Seed caught her and threw her up in the air. She knocked her back at him. He returned the hit. Soon they just engaged in volleyball. “Oh, I doon’t feel suh good…” Crunchy moaned. Bad Seed spiked her into The Baron. He moaned angrily. Crunchy crawled over to Manna and Bad Seed. The Baron stood over the three menacingly. He rubbed the new tears in his suit, which resulted from this battle.

The three looked up at the Baron with varying expressions. “I’ve had quite enough of you three!” He began to attack and Bad Seed readied a punch…However, to his and Bad Seed’s confusion he stopped in place. “I-I can’t move!” He exclaimed. He turned to Manna who looked a bit smug. “You did this!” He roared at him/her. “That’s correct, actually.” Manna agreed. “My stinger causes temporary paralysis. I’m afraid you’re quite stuck, sir.”  The trio smiled.

Bad Seed sat on his head. “See ya in, China!” She laughed.

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The Baron flew very far away. So far away, no one in the town could hear him land. The townspeople cheered. However, Bad Seed shot them all a glare that sent them all back inside.


Meanwhile, Crunchy and Manna seemed to be sneaking away from the scene. Bad Seed noticed and stopped them. “Hey Fatso and Science Geek!” She yelled at them. They looked to her, sweating nervously. “COME! HERE! NOW!” Bad Seed commanded. They complied hesitatingly. As soon as they were close enough, Bad Seed’s ears grabbed them.

“NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME!” She turned to Crunchy. “You’re da princess’ body guard, and you let her get hurt enough to cry! IF I SEE YA SLACKING OFF AGAIN, I’LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT’S LIKE TO GET EATEN!” Crunchy nodded rapidly. Bad Seed turned to Manna. “And you… YA THINK YOU’RE A SCIENTIST? DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH? YOU WOULDN’T KNOW STRING THEORY FROM STRING! DON’T THINK YOU’RE DA PRINCESS’ BEST FRIEND AT ALL ‘CAUSE YOU AIN’T EVEN WORTHY!”  She readied her fist as the two braced themselves. “Now…get outta my sight!”

The two were punched very far back. Crunchy felt like her skull had imploded. She heard a very loud noise nearby. All she saw was a very guilty looking Seed standing over her before she blacked out.

SOMETIME LATER

Seed sat in the hospital waiting room, only hoping that her “other half” hadn’t killed her friends. Beside her was her older twin sister, Citrus. Citrus patted her sister on the back. “Well, you did do a good job capturing a guy we’ve been looking for a while… however, you gotta learn to control…her…” Seed nodded in agreement. “I-I can only try but…when she really wants to come out…I can’t stop her.” Seed sighed sadly. Citrus smiled at her. “You’ll find out how, kiddo. You are the smartest of the Grottos… don’t tell Mom n’ Berry I said that.” Seed smiled and nodded. “Okay gotta go, tomato!” Citrus sprung up and gave her sister their trademark way of saying goodbye.

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Seed giggled and gave one back.

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Citrus smirked at her sister. “You beat me this time but next time’ll be different.” Suddenly Citrus’ teammate Acorns came in. “Yo, Citrus we gotta…Aw, what died in here!?” He yelled, covering his nose. “I’ll be outside…” Citrus ran out as well waving at her sister.

The doctor came out with Manna wrapped in bandages. And Crunchy was as well, except also in a wheel chair. “Oh no!” Seed rang out. “Did Bad Seed cripple you?!” Seed asked in alarm. Crunchy waved off the question. “Nah, I just doon’t feel like walkin’.” Seed laughed. “That’s our Crunchy!” Manna provided a laugh track on his/her cellphone.

Seed looked down. “I’m so sorry guys…I should’ve been more careful…” Crunchy and Manna smiled at her. “Aw, don’t warry, Seed. This ain’t as bad as last week.” Crunchy said trying to cheer her up. “Yeah, I still have the rash…” Manna said rubbing his/her thorax. Seed giggled “Oh, Manna. You’re so gross!” Seed hopped on Crunchy’s chair.

“Crunchy, I think you know what to do…” Seed said looking at the wheels on the chair. Crunchy nodded.

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“Let’s go enter a race!” Seed exclaimed as they took off. “Sure, I’M the one who’s gross…” Manna mumbled, following the two.

The Doctor just stood there looking up and at his clipboard. “Don’t you wanna hear the report?!” He called after them.

Resetti: GRAAAHHH! THIS IS A FART FETISH/HUMOR TYPE OF STORY IF THAT’S NOT YOUR THING, SCRAM!

Well, this is the last part of the first part of Seed’s storyline…that’s less hard to understand then it sounds. Anyway, you find out what happened during that cliffhanger, and what the newest factor that’ll help out the Seed gang against the Baron is. So what are you still reading my segment for? SCROLL UP, ALREADY! Oh, wait one more thing… It ain’t “COLD” Slaw. It’s “COLE” slaw. Personally it don’t bother me much. It bothered My Ma a lot back then. She’d always correct me but it ain’t like I said HOT SLAW… Anyway that’s all for now, now…READ!

(This one is kinda short)

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Finally got around to this and this was really good! I like Seed as she is a great lead character, but I do love her friends too, especially Crunchy. She almost stole the show for me in both part 2 and 3:D But this was very enjoyable and I'm even happier to see how you've grown as a writer from your first stories! You've been doing great work my friend;)